I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
This house was built for laser tag.
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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
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How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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