Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
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Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
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So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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