Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Randomize
