do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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