i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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