Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Randomize
