TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
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