I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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