When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
That was before I lit my hair on fire
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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