Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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