i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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