Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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