dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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