After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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