how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
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There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
You almost got us killed.
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He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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