Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
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Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
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I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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