This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
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I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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