I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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