Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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