so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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