OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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