I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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