That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
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By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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