I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
the room spins SO much faster in panama
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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