You're my little dorito
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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