worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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