Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
where are you?
Hypothermia
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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