would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
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Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
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I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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