I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
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I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
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