wat bout pragnant strippers??
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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