Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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