u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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