how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
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I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
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I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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