Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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