he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
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I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
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She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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