so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
