GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
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I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.