i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
This is my gift to your gina
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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