So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
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I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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