Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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