That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
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She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
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With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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