If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
try to milk me bitch
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Randomize
