dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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