I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
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I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
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We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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