in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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