Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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