sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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