Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
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the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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