Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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