I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
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when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
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That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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