My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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