He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
How does it feel to date your dad?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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