Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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