Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Randomize
