okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
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Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
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I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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